My name's Marcus and I work at the greatest tech company in the world,  Automattic, I love working here!

I live in the beautiful Pacific Northwest with my wife and our two cats.

Welcome to my blog/test site!

Have a look around, it's a zany kooky site that mirrors the goofier side of my personality.

Please note *The store is fake, but please if you like buying Air Guitars played by a Jimi Hendrix impersonator, by all means, send me your money!